12 October 2007

Peace, the prize Al gored

Al Gore, former presidential candidate and main ingredient in today's laughter, has just won the Nobel Peace Prize.

"If Yassir Arifat can kill scores of men, and Mikhail Gorbachev can maintain gulags while simultaneously acquiring the Nobel Peace Prize, than so can I," said Gore. "I haven't killed nearly as many men, though my attempts are promising."

Even Al Jazeera is confounded, who, in all the crap it airs, has probably caused less global hysteria than Al Gore.

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