08 October 2007

Clinton moves campaign to Mexico

Democratic freight train Hillary Clinton, D-NY, announced today she is moving her campaign to Mexico. News came only a day after it was released that 20 to 38 million people in America are here illegally.

"Before election day comes, illegal immigrants will be allowed to vote," says Clinton. "I have to adjust my strategy to win their votes as well, and i'm counting on the tens of millions of people to continue migrating north. They'll know who they want to vote for before even crossing our borders."

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