Responding to September's incident when Hugo Chavez, the president of Venezuela, called Bush the Devil, the US leader decided to show up wearing bright red colored contacts.
"I wanted to show good ol' Hugo that he either respects us, or he fears us," said president bush. "If i can scare him as much as he scares his own people, than I know it will be worth it."
The night started with discussions of crime, education, oil production, and women. Chavez, knowing he has problems in each area, took this as a personal attack, glanced over at Bush, and saw the brimstone glance of a higher-being, with fiery breath and a stare to avoid. He mumbled:
Chavez: By Lucifer's beard
Bush: and horns
Aznar: And he's taken the form of Venezuelan Marxist leader!
Zaptero: Easy Chavez, or we'll airship food and supplies to Venezuela to tell the world your a third world country.
Carlos: "Chavez, shut up."