20 September 2007

Members of Hillary's campaign officials catch rare disease, explode

One by one, members of Hillary Clinton's campaign officials are going down in the night. The disease causes the ass to swell, then explode. There is little scientific explanation for the swelling of their posteriors. One common symptom that occurs right as their body is at the apex of its bloat, is the enormous amount of shit that comes out of their mouths.

1 comment:

Doug said...

I believe that's a consequence of keeping their heads stowed up their asses.