28 August 2007

Idaho Senator enjoys gay dancers

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) was found sneaking into an airport bathroom on tiptoes and looking under the stall doors. Soon after the gate cameras caught him giving once-overs to the elderly, airport security contained and arrested him.

Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport police Sgt. Dave Karsnia said, "He's a dirty old man, and needs to go to a dirty old prison."

Despite a strong voting record for anti-gay rights, Craig was unable to convince even his family of his sexual alignment. He said to the officer, "I saw someone dancing in the stall and was eager to find out who. I mean, I thought I was in the womens!"